X-Ftn-To: Mirsad Todorovac 

A kad Te netko zbog uvrede osobi Predsjednika stavi u zatvor, to ces
valjda pravdati religijskom netolerancijom. Ja cu im osobno pljeskati
ako Te zatvore u gajbu.

Mirsad Todorovac  wrote:

>[ This is a repost of the following article:                               ]
>[ From: Mirsad Todorovac                                  ]
>[ Subject: Croatian President's Song [3] ...                               ]
>[ Newsgroups: soc.culture.croatia                                          ]
>[ Message-ID: <8vs4th$fj9$3@bagan.srce.hr>                                 ]
>
>I'M THE CROATIAN PRESIDENT ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>And I'm married to a bitch
>Because at the time nobody told me
>That she is also a witch ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>And I enjoy mocking dead
>If I knew any better
>I would do it instead ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>Of totalitarian style
>But nobody'll ever guess it
>'Cause I cover it with a smile ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>But I emply a lot of thugs
>If you do not blindly obey me
>You might be bless'd with their hugs ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>But they say I'm a fool
>Because my own services
>Use me as a tool ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>I'll get rid of anything good
>The thugs I can buy and control
>Good ones not - it's understood ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>And I want to change Constitution by myself
>So we will have 4,500,000 Constitutions next year
>Picking dust on some shelf ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>And I want absolute power
>I want to watch when you undress
>And when you're under the shower ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>I'll tap your ev'ry call
>If you'd dare to resist me
>You're gonna eat some soil ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>I have to take look at your mind
>If you are smarter than me
>You are too dangerous kind ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>You'd better watch what you'll write
>Or you might end up in places
>That may exceed all your might ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>I am the king of souls sold
>I forgot how I used to hate 'em
>When I was young and bold ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>Now I will take your job
>Watch that you don't disappear
>Just by me pushing the knob ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>But of a hardline style
>Nobody ever noticed it
>Because I have a big smile ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>Why don't you just disappear?
>Elections are over, my friend,
>Now I will rule with fear ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>You'd better get corrupt
>Or I'll nail you using purgery
>Beyond reasonable doubt ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>And I'll destroy your brain
>Then I will call two thugs
>Who'll tell to the rest you're insane ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>I want the license to kill
>For all of those who are dangerous
>Or act against my will ...
>
>I'm the Croatian president
>And please don't get me wrong
>I broke the election promises
>That's why I wrote this song ...
>
>Are you Croatian president
>When they are selling your sheep?
>You'd better put on a sackcloth
>Come down on knees and weep!
>
>Written by
>Mirsad Todorovac, Nov/27/2000

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