Autor: Danijel Turina
Datum: 2001-06-02 00:55:06
Grupe: alt.philosophy,alt.talk.creationism,alt.politics.religion,rec.org.mensa
Tema: Re: Creation-Evolution Supreme Court Challenge
Linija: 21
Message-ID: nq6ghtgpmbj8tl3b4ourbn5oad2pk3t852@4ax.com

X-Ftn-To: George Hammond 

George Hammond  wrote:
> My discovery proves that the Secular Trend in
>brain growth is the physical cause of God.

Actually, this is such a good joke that I must improve on it:

I have a scientific proof of God's existence. Actually, his existence
can be personally proved by anyone. God definitely exists. He grows
bigger when the rain falls, and he doesn't like the droughts. The
occasional dog can pee on him, too, and he doesn't seem to object.

No, I didn't suddenly go crazy; I just defined "God" as "the tree in
my back yard". :))

This tells you the importance of a good definition before you start
proving anything.

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