{"id":4966,"date":"2025-12-15T12:09:18","date_gmt":"2025-12-15T11:09:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/?p=4966"},"modified":"2026-01-08T19:43:05","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T18:43:05","slug":"and-then-we-got-fucked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/and-then-we-got-fucked\/","title":{"rendered":"And then we got fucked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThey hate us, you know. The demons you and Lord Vishnu talked about. They hate us, they envy us, they conspire against us, and they think we are the reason why they don\u2019t grow anywhere as big as the normal souls\u201d, Shakti told her husband in a worried tone. \u201cI don\u2019t know what to do about it, but the fires you two have been putting out periodically are a symptom of a deeper problem\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Shiva thought deeply about this. \u201cThe reason why they are limited in their growth has nothing to do with us. I mean, sure, we limit their growth by killing them when they become a nuisance and start disrupting the lives of other beings, but the reason why they grow to be large dark astral beings, instead of crystallising into <i>vajra<\/i> like everybody else, is in their impurity. They have impurities and attachments in the lower four elements, which prohibits crystallisation and is a natural limit to their evolution, unless they stop being demons, repent, make amends, let go of their resentments and anger, embrace truth instead of slander, sarcasm and other evils they are so fond of, and become normal good souls. Then they would crystallise easily due to their great astral mass, and everybody would be much happier \u2013 especially themselves, because they wouldn\u2019t end up on the wrong side of divine justice\u201d, he mused. \u201cWhat do they think is their problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cI did look into it somewhat, and I can\u2019t make heads or tails of it. It\u2019s as if they start with resentment, envy and hatred, and then invent reasons for it as they go, and they can\u2019t agree on a single theory because they hate each other, too, so each of them needs to have his own special theory of how we are the evil oppressors and they are the valiant freedom fighters whose only sin is refusing to bow to power\u201d, she smiled. \u201cSome think crystallisation is not a natural process, but something we promote in souls that we find submissive and compliant enough, supporting our oppressive regime rather than threatening it. Some think we are somehow actively harming them by curses or some weapon they haven\u2019t been able to figure out, so that they just grow in astral substance but never ascend to the next level; they think there must be some selective inhibitor we are using. Some think that the structure of the world itself is such that it promotes a certain type of evolution that we arbitrarily set to promote what we like and inhibit what we dislike, and that they would do much better in a different world type, if only they could create it, but of course they lack the power, and that\u2019s supposedly our fault because we hoard it all to ourselves\u201d, she rolled her eyes mischievously. \u201cSo, basically, they are the valiant, brave victims of oppression and we are the super-villains, and if only they could get rid of us, everything would be so much better and the truly virtuous would be in power\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThey are not very smart, are they? I mean, I understand that astral beings lack the insight into reality necessary to understand how <i>kalapas<\/i> interact, how they aggregate into larger structures and how they merge into higher-order particles, but it\u2019s not like we\u2019re really keeping the knowledge about this to ourselves. Anybody could ask us, as they did many times, and we told them everything there is to know, so the knowledge is widely available in the astral world, among all who consulted us or trusted the word of others who did. Oh wait, let me guess, those are the servants of the evil regime that spread the lies and propaganda of the oppressors, and are not to be trusted?\u201d, Rudra grinned.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cYup, exactly right. If something is true and comes from us, they instantly mistrust it, and invent wild theories about all sorts of nefarious reasons why we would want the stupid sheep to believe it, but they of course know better because they are independent free thinkers who figured it all out\u201d, she snickered. \u201cI don\u2019t think the open demonic uprisings and revolts are the main problem here, because the only way they can be dangerous is if you, in your infinite kindness, ignore all caution and prudence and give one of them some weapon, blessing or a boon that can actually do harm, because anything they could think of on their own is of such a pathetic order of magnitude that it can barely harm other demons, let alone us\u201d, she playfully poked Shiva between the ribs.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cOw. So what do you think is the real problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThey are harming the evolution of other astral beings, not just with their revolts, but with those paranoid ideas they are making up and spreading, and the normal astral souls are hardly smarter than the demons, lacking proper insight into reality by definition, which makes them susceptible to all kinds of wild theories that make some sort of sense if you\u2019re not in a position to see for yourself. Each of those demons usually seduces and manipulates thousands of others, spreading insane ideas and evil thoughts and emotions, basically warping their perception of reality and turning them into dark entities, and none of them are going anywhere but down spiritually, breeding more resentment because that\u2019s our fault for spraying them with a magical evolution inhibitor or something, and they eventually can\u2019t contain their hatred and rise up against us, which is where you and Lord Krishna have your manly fun, protecting us gentle and defenceless ladies agains the Orc army\u201d, she giggled.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cYou\u2019re in a good mood today, I see\u201d, Shiva smiled. \u201cBut I\u2019m going to recommend something you\u2019re not going to like, I\u2019m afraid, and I would hate to spoil your day, but that dress-up you and Lady Sri just had gave me an idea. You see this tiara she made for you? It\u2019s an entity made of her crystallised power, that works like an independent thing but with her own powers and blessings. It\u2019s separate from her, but does the same things she could. I guess the dress you made for her works the same way?\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cIt does. Go on\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cWell, the demons are saying that we are hoarding power and keeping it all to ourselves. They also want to create their own world types, where they would test different rules and types of evolution, without our interference?\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cOne does; the others are dumber and less inclined to go that much into philosophy. I don\u2019t know what his name is because he keeps making up fancy, powerful and scary names for himself; I think he wants to be a great dark Lord who is feared and respected, and has a cool name that exudes power and fear\u201d, Shakti rolled her eyes, still smiling.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cNow comes the part you won\u2019t like. We\u2019ll make an entity, like the dress and the tiara. It will contain your power to make worlds, and I will sprinkle it with some of my magic sauce as well. It will be conscious and able to execute authorised commands, but it won\u2019t have free will, in a sense where it would be able to refuse orders, kill itself or interfere in any way, so that it could execute any monstrosity the demons order it to create. And then we have to figure out a way how to give it to the demons without seeming to give it to them, because they will instantly assume it\u2019s a trap or a trick by the evil oppressors\u201d, Shiva rubbed his chin, deeply in tought.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cYou are right; I don\u2019t like it, but I do see where you\u2019re going with this. I can instantly foresee all sorts of terrible evil that will result from this\u201d, the Goddess said seriously. \u201cBut technically, we can put a respected astral being in charge of granting access to this entity; so that it would seem that the entity is intended for the sheep-servants of the evil regime, but someone who can be tricked by the demons. We\u2019ll tell that person that it\u2019s our gift meant for all the souls, so that they can partake in the Divine ability of Creation, that would normally be beyond their reach, since we heard that some wish to explore alternatives to the worlds we created according to our own feeling of rightness. But you do realise what will happen? The craftiest and the most dangerous of demons will manage to deceive that person, and then create some sort of a dungeon or something, that will be as far from the bright light of God\u2019s presence as it would be possible to create, and then lure other souls inside with propaganda about how they\u2019ll finally be able to reach some otherwise unreachable goal.\u201d, she whispered, and then brightened up: \u201cOh, I see. Your magic sauce. You will actually enchant it to serve a true high purpose and make everything it does for the greater glory of God, the unmanifested Absolute. I thought you were being generous again and getting us into trouble by granting dangerous gifts to evil idiots, but I see that you\u2019re the real brain in the family\u201d, Shakti whispered and kissed Shiva\u2019s ear. \u201cI see the plan. You will make a honey pot of a sort, where all the demons and idiots will gather, and it will all seem to be a terrible disaster where souls will die or be warped into evil and then have to be destroyed, far from God\u2019s light and knowledge, but eventually it will mop up all the demons, mop up all the idiots that are stupid enough to follow them and believe them and thus perform a great purge of the astral world, and of course that thing they\u2019ll be making will run out of energy and entropy will do its thing there\u2026 and I see, you and I will be responsible for the cleanup, since we cooked up the whole mess in the first place\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cOh, we\u2019ll strongly oppose it, of course. I will definitely issue warnings; not in my true form, of course, because then the guardian would feel obliged to obey me instantly, but I can always shapeshift into something humble and unimpressive. I can even make sure that the demon himself recognises me through the disguise, because knowing that I\u2019m trying to prevent his plan will have him instantly trust the whole thing completely. The guardian won\u2019t know, but he will have complete freedom to decide what to do, and if he refuses, well that\u2019s that. If he accepts, that will have terrible consequences for him, once he understands what he allowed to happen, but that will actually be his call to make\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cAre you sure you want to do this? There\u2019s going to be actual danger involved. Even with your blessing, my power separated from my will is a dangerous thing. Separating the power of God from the will and wisdom of God is a terrible idea\u201d, Shakti whimpered worriedly.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cAnd I will be sure to tell the guardian all of our objections, and warn him in no uncertain words. This is indeed a terrible thing we are about to set in motion, but, as you said, we have an inherent problem brewing in the astral realms, and the demonic uprisings are merely a symptom. The problem is, we need something between a honey pot and a lightning rod to funnel them all somewhere, and it needs to be of their own free will, so that we can filter out all their evil and remove the corruption they are causing where they currently are\u201d, Shiva answered, calming his wife. \u201cSince we\u2019ll be responsible for this mess, we\u2019ll also have to pay the price and transform all the nasty sludge that will result from it. It will be very nasty, I warn you. But I will render a path for success that can be followed once we\u2019re in there\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cWhy do we always have to process toxic sludge and raw sewage?\u201d, she whined. \u201cCan\u2019t we have some peace, quiet and bliss for once?\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cNah, that\u2019s for Radha and Krishna. They get to be beautiful, blissful and exemplary. The two of us get to eat shit and suffer, but we also get to be powerful and solve problems the others are too squeamish to deal with\u201d, Shankar smiled and kissed her nose.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cOh well, I guess I can live with that\u201d, she sighed, a smile emerging. \u201cHave the path forward firmly fixed and give me your blessing rendered out of the Will of God. Good. I\u2019m casting my own spell around it now. It\u2019s done. It\u2019s a Jewel, something like Kaustubha, only different in purpose and equally dangerous. This one can be rendered safe only if you wear it, the way Kaustubha was rendered safe by Krishna. But out of your hands, you know what will happen\u201d, she warned.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cI know. Well, Krishna did want a weapon that would bind demons so that we could kill them easily instead of trying to stab them while they run around as quickly as possible. I guess I can blame this one on him; I\u2019ll just say we were fulfilling his wish\u201d, Rudra grinned mischievously. \u201cLet\u2019s make an announcement and appoint a Sentinel\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThey hate us, you know. The demons you and Lord Vishnu talked about. 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