{"id":5025,"date":"2025-12-20T23:03:59","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T22:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/?p=5025"},"modified":"2026-01-08T19:43:05","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T18:43:05","slug":"bad-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/bad-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">\u201cWe have to inform the guys who got into that new world of Sanat Kumar \u2013 what\u2019s it called, Urad?\u201d &#8211; Baal scratched his head. \u201cThe situation is completely different than we thought. Also, have you seen Zee and his girl? They don\u2019t look even close to how we imagined Gods. Sure, he\u2019s harder, more terrifying and infinitely more powerful than before \u2013 you saw he just made that furniture, and removed Valefar\u2019s piss with a snap; he could have as easily wiped all of us out, but didn\u2019t. In fact, he went out of his way to explain things to us, and honestly, we now learned more in a day than previously since, well, forever\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cEarth, I think. It\u2019s called Earth.\u201d, answered Mephisto. \u201cAnd there\u2019s a lots of guys there already \u2013 Asmodeus, Perkele, Ifrit, Abaddon, and lots of girls \u2013 Mandragora, Lucifora, Belladonna, Solana, Vipera, Amanita and who knows how many others; thousands. And I\u2019m not even counting other kinds; sheep, idiots, navel gazers and I guess normal folks, judging from what Azazel said. And yeah, he\u2019s really something, and his girl too. Have you looked at her properly? She\u2019s more beautiful than anything, and has a good sense of humour too, judging from how she reacted to him punking our ass. And she, too, is hard as all hell; she looked like she could snap her fingers and we\u2019d evaporate. Well, the part of our God-lore that says Gods are super powerful and deadly is true. The rest of it is shit\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cI think I\u2019ll go to that world, warn our guys, tell them to get back and start working on this four element purification and grounding thing Zee talked about. Besides, Sanat Kumar is bat shit crazy and it\u2019s kind of ominous how Zee described him, being so deranged and retarded that he risked getting killed by a God rather than continue listening to that dipshit. If he designed that world, it can\u2019t be good for anyone but him, and even that is questionable, because how crazy he is\u201d, Baal started to get seriously concerned. \u201cI hope I don\u2019t waste too much time there, because I have things to do now\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">He couldn\u2019t remember what the rush was. He was going somewhere, but he couldn\u2019t remember anything, and it didn\u2019t matter. Did he have a name? He was floating peacefully and he was content. But then there was disturbance, and he left that peaceful place, and there was noise, bright light, and all kinds of rough discomfort, and he cried. But then he felt a nipple in his mouth, and warm milk comforted him. It\u2019s not all bad. Mom loves him and he\u2019s safe.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cWhat the fuck is keeping Baal for so long? I\u2019ll go after him and check\u201d, Mephisto whispered to himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWe have to inform the guys who got into that new world of Sanat Kumar \u2013 what\u2019s it called, Urad?\u201d &#8211; Baal scratched his head. \u201cThe situation is completely different than we thought. Also, have you seen Zee and his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/bad-plan\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","category-the-light-beyond"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5026,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025\/revisions\/5026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}