{"id":5150,"date":"2026-01-01T12:50:33","date_gmt":"2026-01-01T11:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/?p=5150"},"modified":"2026-01-08T19:43:03","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T18:43:03","slug":"calamity-and-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/calamity-and-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Calamity and coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">\u201cI don\u2019t know if anyone is still alive down there\u201d, sighed Azrael. \u201cFirst it was the volcanic winter that caused a great famine, since crops were diminished or outright destroyed across the world. But then the plague hit Europe, and about fifty million people died\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cI think slightly less than third of the population of Europe was wiped out, and almost everybody who remained is suffering terribly\u201d, his wife leaned into him, as mentally exhausted as he was. \u201cIt wiped out the legions of the military because the closely packed encampments were a fertile ground for the contagion. It wiped out the elderly because they were weak, the children died because their parents died and couldn\u2019t care for them, and there are places where almost nobody is left. There are places that weren\u2019t impacted, but since the entire civilization has been devastated, they will suffer the secondary consequences as well. And, of course, some are taking opportunity to wage war on the weakened neighbours, and the agriculture suffered because dead men can\u2019t farm, so there was famine as well\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThere is, however, the good Fairy called Kay, who brought coffee, Jesus and Mary, to cheer up the much beloved hard working couple in distress\u201d, a smiling Goddess shimmered in with the two more in tow, and the atmosphere improved immediately, with all the hugging and blessings.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cHow are Lady Zina and Lord Buddha doing?\u201d, Azrael asked the Goddess of Wisdom.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cAbout as well as the two of you, which is why her Holy Mother and Lord Shiva are cheering them up right now, while Lord Vishnu and Lady Lakshmi have taken over coordination of the efforts to alleviate the consequences and reduce chaos, and my husband is with them now. There have never been so many people who at the same time believe in transcendence and blame God for leaving them to die in that hell while they prayed for help\u201d, she sighed gravely. \u201cFortunately, having billions of angelic volunteers willing to assist us in our efforts made all the difference. They have hardly any experience with post-Earth souls, but it didn\u2019t matter. They were basically just comforting them and showing them that all will be good now\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cIn essence, as Satan wrought all hell down there, the entirety of the Heavenly Kingdom mobilised in return, and the concept of idle angels with nothing useful to do is now firmly in the past\u201d, Mary noted. Her husband had to leave early and join his parents who were comforting the grieving souls, and since nobody on Earth really knew who she was, and explanations would actually make things worse, introducing a crisis of faith to people who were already shaken enough, she could afford to slack off. But comforting the stressed out Judges was important work, too. They were family, and they were hurt and tired.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cWe are so tactically overwhelmed at the moment that we are strategically completely blind\u201d, Azrael sipped his coffee, having cheered up significantly. \u201cCaring about the distressed souls is a priority and it\u2019s taking everything we have, while Satan is causing disasters with a minimum of effort, and he couldn\u2019t care less about anyone there; the more they suffer the better, and the less he has to do to make them experience a spiritual crisis. So, essentially, he has all the initiative at this point, while we need to contend with trying to control the outcomes he is causing\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThat is true, but this is expected, as our priority have always been the souls, and his priority has always been his own ego trip and causing ignorance and suffering. Also, at this point we are having five guardian angels available per every human person on Earth, regardless of what kind of a soul is in there. Those angels suddenly have something useful to do, other than build mathematical models that simulate chirality of <i>kalapa<\/i> structures\u201d, Kay smiled.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThey really saved the day\u201d, Hypatia nodded firmly. \u201cWe sent them to be with everybody who was afflicted by this calamity, both on Earth and during the process of death, so everybody had a comforting angelic presence with them, so that spiritual darkness wouldn\u2019t overwhelm them\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThe angels did almost all the work, and we just had to intervene with a small part of it, and yet it was still too much, so much so that we really started gasping for breath by the end of it, and we really appreciate you stopping by\u201d, Azrael smiled at the divine women who enveloped them in a field of comfort and peace.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cI agree with my husband that this must be giving Satan free reign to scheme and invent countermeasures to everything good we have been doing lately\u201d, Hypatia noted, but with a smile, since the blissful field of love generated by Mary and Kay was making her tingle with pleasure. Also, there was something about that coffee that seemed to work the same way. \u201cWait a minute, that coffee we seem to be having constantly, that\u2019s some kind of an externalisation of God\u2019s blissful inner nature, God\u2019s love, a nectar of devotion, something of that sort?\u201d, she grinned at the women.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cHush!\u201d, Kay giggled a conspiratorial giggle. \u201cIt\u2019s coffee. That\u2019s all I have to say\u201d.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cThe secret is safe with me\u201d, Mary laughed. \u201cThe Christians would call it the Holy Spirit. We call it coffee\u201d, she hugged the giggling Goddess.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cWe need to start thinking ahead, so that the next disaster of Sanat Kumar\u2019s making doesn\u2019t catch us unprepared, though\u201d, Azrael couldn\u2019t help smiling at the giggling bunch.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u201cProbably, but you both need some serious downtime first\u201d, Mary nodded. \u201cWhich means friends, family, love, kindness and\u2026\u201d, she inspected her cup, \u201c&#8230;coffee, apparently\u201d, she winked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know if anyone is still alive down there\u201d, sighed Azrael. \u201cFirst it was the volcanic winter that caused a great famine, since crops were diminished or outright destroyed across the world. 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