{"id":5571,"date":"2026-03-28T14:39:12","date_gmt":"2026-03-28T13:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/?p=5571"},"modified":"2026-03-29T13:40:46","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T12:40:46","slug":"some-things-never-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/some-things-never-change\/","title":{"rendered":"Some things never change"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Emperor Claudius miraculously rose from the dead and they eventually brought him someone who speaks Latin:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;So, tell me, what&#8217;s new in the world?&#8221;, Claudius asked the Catholic bishop.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Well, Pontifex Maximus took over the Emperor&#8217;s role in Rome and presides in Vatican, and the Jews have just started a war with the Parthians in Judea&#8221;, the bishop answered.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;I asked what&#8217;s <em>new<\/em> in the world&#8221;, the confused Emperor replied.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emperor Claudius miraculously rose from the dead and they eventually brought him someone who speaks Latin: &#8220;So, tell me, what&#8217;s new in the world?&#8221;, Claudius asked the Catholic bishop. &#8220;Well, Pontifex Maximus took over the Emperor&#8217;s role in Rome and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/some-things-never-change\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5571"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5579,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571\/revisions\/5579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danijel.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}