I’m annoyed by the stupid gen-z online slang that I have to decode in order to figure out what they are actually thinking by something. For instance, the “Malfoid” concept relies on the word “foid”, which is apparently abbreviation for “femoid”, which means a generic female NPC running a generic script that makes them prefer men who don’t live in their mom’s basement doomscrolling memes and infesting 4chan. Those “guys” are usually referred as “incels”, which is abbreviated for “involuntarily celibate”, which, I think, is a mistake, because someone can be involuntarily celibate for legitimate reasons. For instance, you work on an oil rig, or a merchant ship, or you’re in prison, or in the army. No, I think I have a better explanation.

Enter “The Unfuckables”, or abbreviated “unfucks”. Those are the guys who live online, take advice from gen-z idiots, don’t actually know real women, never talk to real women except maybe mom calling them to come eat or berating them for wearing stinky clothes and living in a filthy cave. They don’t know what women actually feel, what it’s like to be a woman, they never tried to put themselves in a woman’s shoes and see what the world feels like from there, they think women should look like manga cartoons, and they resent them for not choosing them despite not actually meeting women or talking to them.

So yeah, that’s my take on the “foid” concept. Try meeting actual women and being something an actual woman would like. And clean up your fucking room, bitch.