Emperor Claudius miraculously rose from the dead and they eventually brought him someone who speaks Latin:

“So, tell me, what’s new in the world?”, Claudius asked the Catholic bishop.

“Well, the Pontifex Maximus took over the Emperor’s role in Rome and presides in Vatican, and the Jews have just started a war with the Parthians in Judea”, the bishop answered.

“I asked what’s new in the world”, the confused Emperor replied.