Fisheye

I was taking a few pictures with the fisheye lens today; I didn’t use it in quite a while, and the release of the new Sony fisheye made me think about it.

It’s easy to overdo it, so I use it sparingly, but when I think about it, some of my favourites over the years were made with the fisheye, including two big prints in my home.

I was also thinking about other things I use sparingly or not at all, and I thought of a camera bag. I seem to have made a full circle: initially I had only one camera body and one lens, and the camera bag didn’t make much sense, so I didn’t have it. I would just carry the camera in my hand or around my neck. Then I got multiple lenses and started carrying them all in a camera bag until I got so sick of it, that now I returned to a simple camera with one lens setup. The camera bag is just so incredibly inconvenient, and I use it only for transporting gear to a different location securely.

New gear

Embargo has been lifted for multiple lenses and cameras simultaneously, and my YouTube feed has been full of reviews for the last few days – Sigma 85mm f/1.2, Sony 8-14mm f/3.5 fisheye, the new Olympus Pen with a viewfinder, Sigma 20-60mm f/2.8-4 zoom…

All the reviewers are trying to sound extremely enthusiastic about it, and my reaction is complete and utter indifference. Not because I think that stuff sucks. I actually believe it’s excellent, especially the 85mm f/1.2 Sigma. The problem is, everything has been excellent for the last ten years or so. I mean, if you don’t have a lens or a camera and something new is released in that range, I guess you’ll feel excited about it, but honestly, what would that even mean today? The reviewers sing praises to the Pen, and as far as I can tell it’s generic technology recycled from the last OM-D camera, in a new form factor. The Sony fisheye is good, but very expensive for what it is. Maybe I’m just annoyed at the YouTubers and other online reviewers who produce those reviews in ways that make them look like an obvious branch of the marketing industry. For instance, the Pen reviews look as if they’ve been read from the promotional materials by the manufacturer – “it’s an ideal everyday camera”. Yeah, one would almost think that the idea behind the original film Pen was to make a camera that would be as ubiquitous as a pen and everybody would have it with them as an everyday carry. Oh wait… Yeah, they are advertising something that was in a world where everybody already has a smartphone with a camera, every day. Also, trying to make this camera sound revolutionary while it’s obviously something that reused the parts bin from the previous models is super unconvincing. The camera itself is reasonably small and looks well designed, and it’s inexpensive. However, making it sound revolutionary in a world where Sony A7CII and A7CR exist for years is ridiculous. Also, it’s in the exactly the same faux-retro market segment populated by Fuji.

How would I review it? If you are unhappy with what you have been getting from your phone, this is a proper camera with a proper lens, it’s going to give you actual pixels rather than sharpening artefacts, and it will give you some level of nostalgic vibe without the hipster tax. It’s a good gateway drug to serious photography, and the m43 lenses are good and reasonably cheap used. It’s generic, but generic is good these days. It means it’s not worse than anything else and everything is likely to work because it’s been tested already in other models. Can’t go much wrong with it.

I think that’s the punch line: whatever you choose, you can’t go much wrong. I just watched two YouTubers who are very enthusiastically talking about their experience with old Canon dSLR bodies, 5d and 1Ds, and old cheap EF lenses. They are very happy with the results they are getting, and I’m thinking, why wouldn’t they be? I was extremely happy with the results I was getting with those, when they were new. The colours are great, the resolution is great, the lenses were considered perfectly fine at the time. Sure, you can measure it against modern equipment and it would look horrible, but I made B2 exhibition prints with Canon 5d and EF 35-70mm f/3.5-4.5 lens, and if I made those with modern equipment, I’m not sure I would either notice the difference or care for it.

Canon 5d, EF 85mm f/1.8

Canon 5d, EF 35-70mm f/3.5-4.5

That’s why I have no issues with “Olympus” raiding their own parts bin for OM-D cameras, designing a new case and selling it as a new camera. That’s what people did in the 1980s with film cameras – my Minolta X-300 was basically a cheapified X-700, and I couldn’t care less, because it worked great for me. I used it well into the digital era. Today’s digital imaging is so good, you can use five year old parts, make a “new” camera, and it’s going to work great. And why wouldn’t it, since you can also take a 20 year old Canon 5d with the lenses that were its contemporaries, and if you know what you’re doing you’re going to make excellent large prints? I mean, people used the same film emulsions for decades. They still use Leica rangefinders despite all sorts of developments in technology. I’m sure some people still use 4×5″ field cameras. Why not? I think we’ve all been sold the story about technological progress and how we need to keep up and always have the newest stuff or we’ll be left behind. The truth is, sometimes the old stuff is good enough.

Just take a look at smartphones and laptops. Sure, the new stuff is better, but your old iPhone is basically the same thing as the new one. I replace mine every 4-5 years because they are worn out, not because the new tech is that much better. A 6 year old Macbook Air M1 is going to be just fine now unless it’s worn out; in fact, Apple recently made a Neo model that’s essentially M1 Air made with iPhone parts to be cheaper, and it’s fine for most people. It’s not because those people aren’t “demanding users”; no, it’s that the technology got so good 6 years ago that it just worked for almost everything people do. So, why wouldn’t companies raid their parts bin and market a “new” product that works just fine? If you expect technological revolutions every year, guess what: people used the same colour negative films for 20 years and they were fine. They were better than early digital, and digital had to become really good for one to migrate to it because it was better than film. When the technology is mature, you don’t have technological leaps every generation. The sensors in my cameras were first released in 2019, which makes them older than the M1 Macbook Air, and they are still great. Did Sony raid their parts bin for the A7RV and A7CR? Absolutely. Do I have a problem with that? Absolutely not. At this point, it’s like a film company developing some great emulsion, like Velvia or E100G, and that’s what you shoot in every camera. They tweak the autofocus, the viewfinder and the LCD screen, but the “film” is basically as good as it gets and so what? Kodak introduced Tri-X in 1940 and people still shoot it.

Coppery light

We went for a late evening walk yesterday; I took the A7CR with the FE 50mm f/2.5 G with me, the light setup, just in case light happened, which didn’t look likely considering how late it was in the day. Well, ten points to Gryffindor for being prepared, I guess. 🙂

Today there’s lots of smoke in the air, because there’s a very nasty wildfire burning in Herzegovina and the wind is bringing it all the way here. This means the sunset will be spectacular today, but I might not go out and take pictures if the smoke is too much. We’ll see.

Edit:

Nothing too spectacular, I’m afraid, but still worth catching. The smoke was too low in the atmosphere to catch the glow.

Fragility

I was just thinking about what kind of equipment I like.

After all, I had all kinds of cameras, lenses and other gear, and I do have my preferences. It’s just hard to put in a single statement, but if I had to, I’d say I love it when the gear isn’t fragile.

That doesn’t mean I bang my stuff up. In fact, I have a lens from 1984 that, according to my son, is in the best condition he ever saw for something anywhere near as old. By fragility, I don’t necessarily mean resistance to physical abuse, although I certainly prefer lenses and cameras not to damage easily with normal use. I mean the ability to use them within their full spectrum of nominal functionality with excellent results. This means that I can open the aperture and still get excellent sharpness and no stupid artefacts. It means being able to use the lens or camera in the rain, not because I would deliberately do so, but because I might get rained on by accident when I’m on a hike somewhere.

Guess how much water I had on both lens and camera here 🙂

It also means being able to shoot into the sun with the lens without flare ruining the shot. That’s what I mean by fragility, or lack thereof. A fragile lens will work great when everything is perfect, and fall apart when conditions are not ideal. I like working in non-ideal conditions; that’s usually where the best pictures are. If I have to baby the camera or the lens and use them only where they are comfortable, I will get rid of them in short order. Sometimes I will walk in strong sunlight and the camera will get very hot; or I will shoot in frosty conditions, or I’ll get caught by persistent rain. I’ll have sunlight that causes flare, chromatic aberrations and all kinds of nonsense in lesser optics. I’ll take pictures hand-held in deep dark, with stars visible in the sky. I want the equipment to follow me there and not crack under pressure. When I need to crank up the ISO, I want the image to still look great after I process it. When I need to open the aperture, I want the corners to still be sharp. If the lens is f/1.4, I want it to be great at f/1.4. I hate having to have mental markers, such as “don’t use this lens at these settings because it’s shit wide open and it’s shit at the longer end”. Thanks, but no thanks. A lens that has those caveats is fragile. A tripod or a tripod head that loses rigidity with my heaviest lens on my heaviest camera is fragile. A camera that can’t do really long exposures because the image falls apart from noise, or I can’t shoot in strong sunlight because it doesn’t have a viewfinder and I don’t see anything on the LCD in those conditions – thanks, but no thanks. If I want some function that I rarely use, I want the camera to have it, if it’s something reasonable like long exposure noise reduction (in other words, dark frame subtraction). Entry-level cameras are notorious for omitting such features, which is why I don’t like entry level cameras. It’s not snobbery; it’s the fact that some things will be omitted from those models because it’s expected that the expected user base won’t need them. It’s not that I think that those cameras can’t make great pictures.

Olympus E-PL1

I made great pictures with Olympus E-PL1, which is the entriest-level of all the entry-level plasticky thingies. That’s how I learned that I don’t like fragile cameras, because that one was fragile. I would need something, and it wouldn’t have it. I would use some function like ISO 1600, and it would fall apart. There was no viewfinder, and I challenge anyone to try taking pictures without one at noon on the southern side of Hvar in broad daylight. If you can’t compose the image because you see nothing on the screen, let alone focus precisely, then what is the point? Aim in the general direction of the island and hope it works? I swore I’ll never buy such a camera again, and I didn’t. It annoyed me so much that I almost gave up photography. That’s why I roll my eyes when people show that entry level cameras can make great photos. I know. Been there, done that. The problem is, they make great photos when all the stars align just right – you can see on the screen, you can use base ISO, there’s enough light but not too much, or you can use a tripod… how about making great photos when I want to make them, not when the camera is happy?

Hand-held at blue hour, wide open.

Fragility means a macro lens that’s soft and terrible when focused on infinity, and a landscape lens that has terrible minimum focusing distance, and it’s terrible at those conditions. It’s the opposite of robustness. Robustness doesn’t mean the lens will be able to do everything, but if it’s rated as f/4, you can shoot it at f/4 and get good results, not blurry mess. If it’s 24-105mm, you can shoot at both ends and get good results. I don’t expect it to be as good at closeup as a macro lens, but it needs to do well enough for me to pull off a shot in a pinch and not throw it away in frustration at home, when I see what it actually looks like.

Shot with what I had, wide open.

I expect a landscape lens to pull off a portrait when my wife steps into the frame. I know it won’t match the 85mm f/1.4, but it needs to do well enough. If it’s rated at a certain aperture and a certain focal length range, and if it focuses from 30cm to infinity, you can bet I will use it at all those extremes, and I expect it to do a good job. That’s the kind of lens I like.

Night of the living dead

Last night we went out for a walk and it was still so hot and humid that we ended up drenched in sweat even though we walked very slowly and took pictures. This summer is one of the worst I remember in the last decade, honestly; mostly because the heat was just relentless for such a long period of time. Also, the people are pests. We took pictures of a hedgehog who was minding its own business, and a pack of feral children crowded us while making such amounts of noise that the poor critter jumped from the meter high wall rather than to have anything to do with them. I hope they didn’t tear it apart and eat it raw after we left.

The only normal persons we encountered during that walk were that hedgehog and a few cats who were minding their own business and looked conscious. The humans looked like the night of the living dead.

Other than the zombies, we took some OK pictures; I took the 50mm f/1.2, Biljana took the 85mm f/1.8, and the motives were good for both. I wished I had the 135mm for the hedgehog, but it was such a rare encounter I couldn’t plan for it, and the 50mm was good for everything else. I processed some of them in b&w, and some in strong colour; both seems to work.

I love that big 50mm. It’s a heavy brick, but boy does it make great pictures in the dark.